Basically your stereotypical nerd
okamideus:
tamarussia:

shadygrifter:

pandicksatthedisco:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

SOMEONE EXPLAIN???

y’all’d’ve is a triple contraction, which breaking it down is “you all would have”compare to: “you + all” -> “y’all”"you + would" -> "you’d"and" you + have" -> "you’ve"

im sorry people learning english

I grew up speaking English and I never knew that multiple contractions were a real thing!

tamarussia:

shadygrifter:

pandicksatthedisco:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

SOMEONE EXPLAIN???

y’all’d’ve is a triple contraction, which breaking it down is “you all would have”
compare to:
“you + all” -> “y’all”
"you + would" -> "you’d"
and
" you + have" -> "you’ve"

im sorry people learning english

I grew up speaking English and I never knew that multiple contractions were a real thing!

Some people have these like fandom specific blogs and then there’s me:

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thecalmfangirl:

And sometimes you just need to have it all.

thecalmfangirl:

And sometimes you just need to have it all.

teenidolevilking:

addieofrp:

instagrarn:

oh my god press ‘shift’ and then ‘?’

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So you like chemistry puns…

cherishbremner:

aceinnatailsuit:

captainriz:

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HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE

IT’S LIKE THE WHO’S ON FIRST OF SCIENCE JOKES

This is the best ive ever seen of science jokes thank you

amberstone14:


mooseley:

teenwifelife:

ally-of-villains:

davejade:

ATTENTION: if you see a post like this, IT IS A SCREAMER. DO NOT CLICK THE LINK.
The screamer includes a black and white flashy gif maximized to fit your browser and a very loud piercing screech noise. If in any way this can trigger you, please be aware and reblog to signal boost.

thankyou ohmygod a friend linked me this literally 2 minutes ago and i was about to click it and i would’ve had a seizure you saved my life ohmygod im so grateful

Just in case I have any followers with epilepsy like myself. Stay safe!

I love seeing my followers reblog this! This is fucking awful. And when we say you saved our lives? Let me explain. 2x the number of people that die from breast cancer each year die from having seizures. So yeah, it’s a fucking big deal. So thank you all so much! Everyone, please signal boost!

What type of person would do that? It’s extremely dangerous! Especially those with seizure related medical conditions!

amberstone14:

mooseley:

teenwifelife:

ally-of-villains:

davejade:

ATTENTION: if you see a post like this, IT IS A SCREAMER. DO NOT CLICK THE LINK.

The screamer includes a black and white flashy gif maximized to fit your browser and a very loud piercing screech noise. If in any way this can trigger you, please be aware and reblog to signal boost.

thankyou ohmygod a friend linked me this literally 2 minutes ago and i was about to click it and i would’ve had a seizure you saved my life ohmygod im so grateful

Just in case I have any followers with epilepsy like myself. Stay safe!

I love seeing my followers reblog this! This is fucking awful. And when we say you saved our lives? Let me explain. 2x the number of people that die from breast cancer each year die from having seizures. So yeah, it’s a fucking big deal. So thank you all so much! Everyone, please signal boost!

What type of person would do that? It’s extremely dangerous! Especially those with seizure related medical conditions!

zwoobat:

zwoobat:

zwoobat:

Hey everybody! I’ve been wanting to do a giveaway for my followers for a while now so here it goes!

Rules

  • You must be following me
  • Likes and Reblogs both count
  • You must have pokemon X/Y
  • No giveaway blogs
  • Please don’t bother your followers..
  • If the winner doesn’t respond in 48 hours a new winner will be chosen!

The first winner will receive the first choice of 2 pokemon

The second will receive the second choice of 2 pokemon

And the third will receive the final unchosen pokemon

The deadline is September 29th!!!

Since this has got over 1k notes I’ve decided to add more pokes!! There will now be 4 winners.
The first winner will get their choosing of 3 pokemon. The second will get 2, the third 1 and the fourth will get the remaining poke.

I am adding a shiny, competitive Entei with choice band, and a Japanese event Mew!!

Dont forget this ends in about a week!!

discordsparkle:

arkhamboundz:

rincewitch:

leosboots:

littlekoalaotter:

It took Katara about .532 seconds to take zuko down

"Here for a rematch?" HE ASKED THE WATERBENDER WHILE STANDING ON A GLACIER ISLAND SURROUNDED BY WATER

lmao

"Here for a rematch?" HE ASKED THE WATERBENDER WHILE STANDING ON A GLACIER ISLAND SURROUNDED BY WATER